THE OLD VERSION
if you love someone, set her free…
if she comes back, she’s yours.
if she doesn’t, it was never meant to be.
THE NEW VERSIONS…
- Pessimist
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
- If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
- Optimist
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- Don’t worry, she will come back.
- Suspicious
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- If she ever comes back, ask her why.
- Impatient
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.
- Patient
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …
- Playful
- If you love somebody, Set her free …
- * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
- repeat *
- Vengeful
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- If she doesn’t come back. Hunt her down and shoot her.
- C++ Programmer
- if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
- if(m_she == NULL)
- m_she= new CShe;
- Animal-Rights Activist
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
- Lawyers
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
- Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
- Bill Gates (I LOVE THIS ONE \m/ ^o^ \m/)
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
- and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
- Biologist
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- She’ll evolve.
- Statistician
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
- If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
- Schwarzenegger’s Fan
- If you love somebody, Set her free…
- SHE’LL BE BACK!
- Over possessive
- If you love somebody don’t set her free.
- HR Specialist
- If you love somebody set her free
- By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
- MBA
- If you love somebody set her free…
- instantaneously…and look for others simultaneously
- Psychologist
- If you love somebody set her free…
- If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
- If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme
- If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
- Somnambulist
- If you love somebody set her free…
- If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
- If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
- Rhett Butler
- If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
- If she asks you why say you don’t give a damn.
- ERP Functional Expert
- If you love somebody set her free…
- If she comes back, map her into your system
- If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
- Finance Expert
- If you love somebody set her free…
- If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
- If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
- Marketing Expert
- If you love somebody set her free…
- If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
- If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
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